General Discussion 3

TPO (placement officer) came to our room
TPO: hello sir how r u?
PM: GR8 .. as usual haa ha haha

\\TPO did a bit talk with Mr. PM and than came to me..
TPO: hello mr how r u?
I: fine sir.. \\ofcourse, because i work with such a gr8 personality

\\TPO did a bit talk and than topic came on UPSC\IAS\RAS exams..
TPO: I cracked exam of IAS main but not able to clear interview.. and i left my whole study and become TPO......haah
I: wow that that a really gr8.. i mean its really very hard to even reach to interview....
I: sir once i gave RAS and i got my pre exams cleared but was not able to crack mains..

\\instantly PM spoke... with loude voice.....

PM:Ha ha haaa.. ye to kuch nahi
\\buffering started ,speed of 2 TBPs.... select * from india.govt.services
PM: I have cleard IAS, UPSC, Section engineer in railways .. but i didn't joined because i dont like Govt. jobs....
and I got all india first (TOP) rank in NDA in Mathematics..
but as u know me i dont like govt jobs..so i not joined that also.......

TPO: wow sir.. u r a great person.. i am meet first time such a person in my life...
PM: Gr8.. vo to hum hai he....Ha ha ha....
U know i dont like govt jobs.. otherwise aaj mai bhi kisi District ya state pe administrative officer hota.. but i like challenges so i want to do job in private companies.. because I am a tiger..............
hahah hahah ahah.. and a tiger never do work under any one.. hahaahha ahah

General Discussion 2

\\Health was not fine of my PM
I: sir hows ur health now?
PM: yaar 1 - 2 din mai theek ho jayege..

I: Sir, doctor ko dekhaya...?
PM: yaar doctor kya karega.. mere pe 500 - 700 MG tak ke tablets to effect hi nahi karti...

I: vo kyu sir... ?
PM:As u know me... i am a sports man... so ye 500 - 700 MG tak ke tablets to mere pe effect he nahi karti...\\ weight 85 kg, tummy like a pragnent woman
\\no hair on head..... and showing that is he not less than DHONI.....

Project Discussion With Students 1

Project Discussion:
NO of student:4
Project Title: Global Warming

Students: Sir please us what to write about in report of this project "Global Warming"

PM: Ha Ha Ha Ha.....Ha .....Ha..
Itna bhi nahi aata.... Ha ha...

Students: Sir aap koi ak example de do... on basis of that we will write complete reporte..

PM: Hmm... \\thinking... thinking.... select * from NASA
Let me give a very good and general life example
look.. dekho.. road pe kitani gadiya (vehicals) hai.. jaha jaha vehical jayada hote hai vaha vaha pollution badh jata hai... uss se jaha polution jayada hota hai uss area ke ozon gas carben dioxide (Co2)ko observe kar lete hai, us se us jagah (place) ke gravity (gravitaion power) kam ho jati hai..jis se vaha bhukamp(earthquake) aate hai.. and uss se global warming badti hai..

PM: samajh gaya .. gujraat mai bhookam (earthquake) kyu aaye.. next time aab amarica mai bhookamp (earthquake) aayenge.. because of lots of pollution..

Students: Ok sir thank u, now we can write our report very well...

\\very huge light in eyes of PM.. thinking... i m a great person...

General Talk 1

Once I told my project manager that:
I: Sir, do you know Mr. Rajesh Purohit is comming to our college, to take classes of M.Tech (actually he is the most popular and knowledgable person in jodhpur in computer science).
PM: So what? \\like kon si badi baat hai...

I: Sir he is great faculty, he has written many books in computer science.
PM: Arre i know, uss ne mere se he to notes leye thai. kaha ke sir aap itane intelligent ho please give me your notes i am to write book... iss lea mene he to notes deye thai, jese dekh ke ussne book likh de, iss mai kon si badi baat hai..

I: wow sir , i am very lucky that i got chance to with a your kind of great personality.