VB.NET Interview No.5

PM:Computer languages Kitane tarh ke hoti hai?
Reply:sir functional, procedureal, object oriented, object based...
PM:NOoooooooooooooooo
PM:Only 2 types are there:
1.Object Oriented
2. Base Object Orientd
Reply: Ok sir..( mun mai bola hoga… “As you wish”)
PM: ok tell me, how many namespaces can a single class have (aak class ki kitani namespace ho sakti hai)
Reply: sir there can be only one namespace of a class..
PM: Again wrong (with smile on face)… Tell me how many experience have u got?
Reply: sir 2 years..
PM: do saal mai namespace nahi seekh paye..lagta hai aapke company latest technology pe kaam nahi karti.. let me show you our code… hum yaha aak class ke multiple namespace banate hai… u know latest and high level codding hoti hai yaha…
(and usse mere code dikhaye jiss mai I created same named class in multiple namespaces… and said)
Dekho yee ak class do namespace mai hai..
PM: tum ne life ke 2 important years waste kar deye …
and at last his dialog to interviewee:
ye saare Questions to collage ke piche ke he, collage ke aage ke Questions to mene puche hi nahi. (Means the questions i asked you was very basic; i not asked u any high level question)

VB.NET Interview No.4

PM:Tell me what is defference between C# and C#.NET?
Reply:Sir i think both are same?
PM:hahaahaa same..? really?
Reply:yes sir.
PM:No, wrong.. C# and C#.NET are two different language as VB and VB.NET...
Reply: no sir, C# and C#.NET is same..
PM:NO... let me explain u: in c# u can only create CUI application but in C#.NET you can create GUI applications...
Reply: may be sir.. i just know vb.net neither c# nor C#.NET
PM:ok tell me.. Do you know OOPs?
Reply: Yes sir, I am good at OOPs.
PM: Abhi Pata chal jayega..
PM: Batao what is use of “COUT”?
Reply:”COUT” (“dimag ke search engine se dhoond ke reply deta hai”) …. Sir “ COUT” to C++ mai hota hai..and I don’t have much knowledge in c++..
PM:Kyu , abhi to kah rahe the keee “I AAMM GGOOOD AAAT OOPPPs” .. .aab kya hua?
Reply: Sir OOPs aate hai C++ nahi aati.
PM:LO ye sunlo..oops aati hai per c++ nahi aati… ..mere bhai C++ he to OOPs hai.. or kahata hai ke oops aati hai…
Reply:Sorry sir c++ to nahi aati. Sirf VB.NET aati hai..
PM: You are rejected…
and at last his dialog to interviewee:
ye saare Questions to collage ke piche ke he, collage ke aage ke Questions to mene puche hi nahi. (mins the questions i asked you was vary basic, i not asked u any high level question)

VB.NET Interview No. 3

PM:What is backend of asp.net, VB.NET or C#.NET?
Reply: Sir Backend to SQL server use keya hai...
PM: are vo to database ka backend hai., asp.net ka backend kya hai?
Reply: sir do you mean to say programming? mai asp.net ke sath c#.net
PM:Dono (asp.net and C#) ko mela kar programming karte ho?
Reply:Yes sir.
PM:How can we create MDI from in ASP.NET? //(actually MDI forms are used in desktop application)
Reply:Sir....(siiir khujate hue) sir.... are you talking about Master forms?
PM: no not Master forms MDI forms
Reply: no sir i never created MDI forms in asp.net
PM: fir tumhe asp.net to aati he nahi...
PM: achaa vb.net me mere yaha kaam karne ka muka de sakta hu. Hum sare latest technologies pe kaam karte hai jese ke storedprocedures in sql server..
Reply:yes sir..
PM: ok then tell me..
PM:What header file will be included in ‘C’ program to create GUI Application ( In vb.net’s interview?)
Reply:Sir 'C' to bhool gaya...
PM: abe VB.NET to 'C' mai he bani hai.. 'C' nahi aaye ge to vb.net mai kaam kese karoge..?
Reply: sir aap se seekh lunga...
PM:You are Rejected
and at last his dialog to interviewee:
ye saare Questions to collage ke piche ke he, collage ke aage ke Questions to mene puche hi nahi. (mins the questions i asked you was vary basic, i not asked u any high level question)

Interview No 2

PM: While installing any software, You gets a list of Operating system to select on which OS you want to install this software.. us list mai kin - kin softwares ke naam aate hai?
Reply: Sir installation ke time OS ka name kyu puchega? jis OS mai installer running hai ussi mai he to install hoga.. asa tori na hai ke mai mere unix pe koi software chalane ke lea windows mai se installetion kar sakta hu...
PM: Lo tumhe to itana bhi nahi pata.. tum log sirf Next - Next click kar ke install kar dete ho.. pata to kuch hai nahi... boss ye cheeje sirf developer ko he pata hoti hai....developer dhyan se software install karta hai.. jab bhi apan software install karte hai to installation ke beech mai vo hame sare OS jo bhi world mai exist karte hai ke list dikha ta hai and poochta hai ki kis pe install karna hai...
Reply: Aaap sahi ho sir, shayad mene dhyan nahi dea..
PM: Tumhe installation karna nahi aata to website kese batnoge ... or bolte ho ke asp.net aate hai
PM:You are Rejected

MY Project Manager while taking interview for asp.net

PM is asking question to a person came for interview
PM: Which language is used in Visual basic 6.0 as a programming language?
Reply: Sir i dont konw VB6.0, i only know Dot Net
PM: How can you work on Dot Net without knowing vb6?
Reply:Sorry sir, but i dont know... (apana siir pe haath farte hue)
PM:How many protocals are their?
Reply:Sir their exist many protocols may be more then 15-20.
PM: Again wrong... Their is only 2 protocols
1. ISO
2.TCP
Reply: sir but their exist HTTP, SMTP, POP, TCP/IP and many more such that
PM: no you have not sufficient knowledge ... as i said their exist only 2 protocols..
PM:What is difference between Windows file system and UNIX file system?
Reply: sir are you asking me about FAT and NTFS and...
PM: what FAT and NTFS.. ? i am asking about windows file system and unix file system.
Reply: sorry sir, i dont know much about this, i only know asp.net
PM:dear this is basic knowledge... you cant make website without it..
PM:What can u develop with language and what can u develop with software?
Reply:sir we can develop software with the language and softwae se kya bana sakte hai....(sir khujane laga...)
PM:Tumhe knowledge nahi hai... go and prepare first... ok...
and at last his dialog to interviewee:
ye saare Questions to collage ke piche ke he, collage ke aage ke Questions to mene puche hi nahi. (mins the questions i asked you was vary basic, i not asked u any high level question)